Failed mother application

So I haven't posted in a while. I was wooed by the mac. I tried creating a new site using their publishing software. But my website host (Rogers who else) has an awful uploading FTP prgoram. TOOOOO SLOOOOW. So I came back to my blog...I'll try again someday.

Still no teeth. You want to get "Bad Mother" looks- tell them you have a 13 month old with no teeth. Like I have any control over when he gets his teeth. So I always throw myself under the bus, revealing I didn't get teeth till I was 11 months old. But I still get looks like I must be sneaking into his room at night and shoving those teeth back up.

And of course we are now at the age of "Is he walking yet?"
Again to save my son from the ridicule I always point out two things:
1) My life is far easier if he is crawling- thank you very much.
2) I didn't walk till I was 16 months because I had developed a perfectly good method of transportation on my butt. Who needs to walk when you can scoot across the floor just as fast. See us Wilson kids may appear slow, but really we are just ahead of our time. Think of all the times you wished you could just sit down and zip around a mall...There woul dbe a lot less cranky folks in the stores if we all just sat down and slid around on our butts. Owen of course is crawling, also a decent method of getting around. But he feels like I have to sign Owen up for remedial classes now becuase surely he will be needing them if he isn't walking yet!!

So no he's not walking. Thanks for asking.